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I’d made him a real cherry coke, wanting to do something to show him my gratitude. I figured he’d like it, since I knew he drank the stuff in the can. I’d learned to master the art of cherry cokes over the past few years, as my mistress in Phoenix drank them and demanded they be perfect. Perfect proportion of cherry juice in the coke, perfect number of cherries. Any slight imperfection literally translated to a kick to some body part that I prefer not to be kicked. She was fond of kicking people behind the knees, as that always caused them to crash to the ground. Edward seemed to appreciate the fact that I made him one, even if he did pour alcohol in it.
Emancipation Proclamation 15. Thunderbolt
